Playa Protective Services - Your Safety is NOT Third

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Since this is an April Fool's 2012 parody, and not an actual company, no true copyright exists, but is here implied to the Site Design & Layout.

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This web site and any insinuations, claims, allegations and other statements contained herein are just plain FALSE and are only published as an April Fools Joke and is in no way intended to reflect in any bad way on any company that supplies The Project, BRC or the towns of Empire, Gerlach & Black Rock Desert with legitimate services. Site Design by Scotto